if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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