I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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