Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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