Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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