I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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