Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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