U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We got so high we made milksteak
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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