I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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