so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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