fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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