what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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