so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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