people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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