goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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