yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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