I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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