It was confusing and full of hummus
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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