your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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