Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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