My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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