You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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