Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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