talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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