awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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