So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
