try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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