Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
