He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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