i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
