she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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