He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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