you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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