No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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