Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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