the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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