she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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