Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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