Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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