Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
what if I'm pregnant?
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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