my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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