i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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