if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
