It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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