Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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