love makes seman taste better
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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