I just saw a hot homeless man
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your penis caused this!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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