hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Best friends brother. Beat that.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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