I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
