I wish I could punch you in the face.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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