Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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