Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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