on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
operation have a gay friend backfired
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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