i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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