I think i sorta joined a cult last night
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I didn't notice because vodka
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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