She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I love you.
Bad choice
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