I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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