We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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