did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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