Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
